You be the MAN. Tell us what you would do if YOU were the MAN.

Would you crush your competition? Or turn the world over to anarchy. Perhaps you would use your vast power to help mankind. Or maybe you'd be just like the real MAN and oppress the world under your tyrranical thumb! Take a moment to put yourself in his shoes. It may help you understand the mind of the MAN a little better. If anything, it will give us something interesting to think about. If it's particularly interesting, we'll post it here. Just e-mail us using the link below.

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Ian Deaver
If you really want to know what I would do, I would manipulate the world's military powers and start World War III, just for the pure enjoyment of watching it happen

"the inks"
I would asses my power and use it. Also I would not try to oppress everyone because that would only paranoy people more and that would result in me loosing power.

Jixxamatic
if i were The Man i'd get rid of dandruff forever and i'd make raisin bran the Official Food of the World and i'd do away with the likes of Jehovah's witnesses and Bill Gates and then i'd go to Disney World

bigsal
I will tell you who really is the man... I am. And anarchy is, well, a very nice solution to the mess we are in now. I must go the gov't is catching on... Just a warning, today is really September 31, but the gov't does not want you to know that! Beware also of February 30, and February 43, they are secret gov't holidays. REVEAL THIS TO NO ONE. this is very top secret information!

PKrealest
The man just laughed. He just laughed. and laughed. and laughed.

Silverwheel
I think I'd forge a copyright for the operating basis of Microsoft and sue Bill Gates for all he's worth... ...and win.

Paul Sullivan
power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. there will never be a benevolent dictatorship, however, someone has got to take control and dispense justice not political rhetoric based on thier own agenda. as has been demonstrated by the administration is d.c. ego is a dangerous thing.