Get rid of your checking, savings, and credit accounts. As a matter of fact, quit doing business with banks as a person altogether. Establish yourself as a trust. Eliminate your debt and request that your boss pays you in cash every payday. Do these things and you will be able to get rid of your Social Security number, which is the biggest scam the MAN has ever pulled off.Quit wearing a tie. It is the mark of the MAN. He knows he has you when he sees you wearing a tie. As a fashion statement, the tie was started by the MAN at the turn of the century as a means for making the oppressed feel his grip around their throats.
Don't use the products and services of Microsoft, McDonalds, AT&T, Coca-Cola, Matsushita, or Mercedes-Benz. It's not that these companies have bad services or products. Quite the contrary. It's just that they have been so heavily infiltrated and overrun by the MAN that the purchase of their products or services gives the MAN direct information about your buying habits and makes you too predictable.
Don't use the telephone. Anywhere. Anytime. They are all bugged. Besides, you shouldn't trust a conversation with someone who won't look at you in the face.
When having a conversation outdoors, move around a lot. And try covering your mouth as much as you can. The MAN's operatives read lips.
Wear a different fake beard and mustache for every day of the week.
If you want to anger the MAN, try these.
When a policeman asks you if your driver's license has your current address, ask him, "who want's to know?"
Invite your boss to eat with you for lunch at the local Popeye's Fried Chicken. If he accepts, be sure to invite some of the office slackers along as well.
Call several stockbrokers and ask them to explain everything in detail for an hour without buying anything (this works with car salesmen also).
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Barcodes by Eric
Refuse to shop anywhere that checks out your purchases with barcodes and laser barcode reading devices. If you ever see a barcode on the back of a stop sign, or roadsign, get out of your car and remove the barcode sticker or carry a can of spraypaint to cover it. How do I know that YOU don't work for the MAN?DNA Samples by Eric
The MAN NOW WANTS THE FBI to collect DNA samples from the nation. It's just a new way to keep track of us."the inks"
Always be sure to ask the question why. The MAN people hate this. They get annoyed that you are independently thinking. That is the one thing the MAN can't control. Our individual minds.
Bogdan
i know who the man is The man's name is not Janus. It's not Bill. Or Bob. Or Kate (!). It's Brian. Not Brian the Messiah (although at the time, he WAS the man). No. As anyone will tell you, the man's name is Brian Westlake. After all, what better way to oppress the world than to be the ultimate human. The unfindable. The unthinkable. The unknowable. The man nobody would suspect. Or see. Or find. Or blame. (How could they?) To exist on every record possible, and yet be totally unknown to the human world. A fantastic enigma. There is no better truth than the supreme lie. Brian knew this then. He knows it now. He exists, but you'll never find him. After all, he gave you Janus as a decoy, didn't he.
Al Warner
A close relation to the TIE, Pantyhose are definitely one of the most heinous plots the man has successfully achieved. Throw them away, go barelegged or WEAR PANTS and FLAT SHOES!!!
Jeff Stone
How can you win against the MAN? You can't. Don't even enter the game thinking you can win. The best we can hope to do it thwart the MAN's smaller ploys and perhaps be an annoyance. But even just an annoyance is worth the price. The best way to annoy the MAN is to pretend to go along with his schemes like the rest of the sheep and then refuse to go through with it at the very end. For example, go to the local Mercedes dealship and feign interest in one of their more expensive cars. Go along with everything the salesman says. Be impressed with the car's handling, style, and reasonable price. Be sure to request the undercoating and ScotchGuard fabric protection. Then, once you've agreed on a price and the MAN's lackey sticks out his hand to close the deal, you jerk your hand back and say, "Not a chance, buddy, what do you think I am, stupid or something?!"
Michael MacKenzie
Use as little electricity as possible, especially at night. Whenever you're home, leave the lights off, and stay away from all windows and walls. Generate as little heat as possible in the house to avoid easy infared detection. Avoid public gymnasiums or fitness centers since the MAN monitors your usage of the equipment and can therefore determine your physical condition, height weight, etc. Avoid the usage of credit and debit cards, in fact, avoid carrying them altogether. Every type of credit or ATM card has a homing device that allows the MAN to know your precise location. Any telemarketer who calls your home must be dealt with accordingly. Rake your fingernails across a small chalkboard until he/she hangs up, this way the MAN never hears your voice and has failed yet again in his subtle methods of oppression. When alone, never talk to yourself or give any slight hint of emotion, for you are being watched from every angle, by trained professionals. Anyone who publicly proclaims he/she is against oppression is actually an advocate for the MAN, a wolf in sheep's clothing, if you will. Dencounce them with extreme prejudice.