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Not As Funny As A Monkey In Battle Armor by Afro Thunder


40-Year Old Virgin.
This movie was actually one of the better movies to find its way into my DVD player, especially since I haven’t been watching much of anything lately. The truth is that this movie was funny, but not pee your pants hilarious, like Anchorman. Now, don’t get me wrong, I quite enjoyed the movie, it’s just that I expected more from our beloved Brick and from this movie he was going to star in. But, I felt that if I wanted a truly comical experience, that I should watch Anchorman again, or Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or maybe even go to danecook.com and watch a monkey in battle armor stab a poor unsuspecting bystander. But, I have no real complaints about the movie, in other words, there wasn’t anything bad with it, in fact, it was pretty decent, but I felt I could have gotten a little more out of a movie with Brick. I also felt that the best part was the ending, and the awesome music. I have a friend who loves to sing the ending song, Aquarius, and as much as I love to hear it, I do have to tell him to shut up because his singing is similar to nails scraping a chalkboard. Everything else I felt was just a little above mediocre. 3 out 5.



 

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