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March Comics by Mike-oh
Here's a quick review of the comics I'm reading this month. Updated each week. Descriptions are pulled from Midtown Comics' web site (New York City's finest comic book shop). Editorial is what I write.


Week of March 29

Action Comics #837
DC
Writer:Geoff Johns, Kurt Busiek
Artist:Pete Woods

Description:
It’s One Year Later...and who's tagged Clark Kent as a target? The 8-part “Up, Up and Away” continues as writers Geoff Johns & Kurt Busiek (ASTRO CITY, SUPERMAN: SECRET IDENTITY, JLA/AVENGERS) join forces with artists Pete Woods (CATWOMAN) and cover artist Terry Dodson & Rachel Dodson (HARLEY QUINN, Marvel Knights: Spider-Man)!

Editorial:
This is a good story. It's helping to re-establish the characters of Clark Kent and Lois Lane as well as Jimmy Olsen and Perry White. It just doesn't have Superman in it. I'm going to go along for a while longer. The problem is that the Infinite Crisis has really raised the bar for what Superman should be -- a leader, a great decision maker, a model -- some one who is more than a hero, a super-hero. And I agree with all of that. With all of Earth II Superman's criticisms of Earth I Superman. And I agree that Superman hasn't done anything great since he died. So now I'm expecting great. I hope Geoff Johns, Kurt Busiek and Pete Woods don't let us down. No, don't let Superman down. It's about time he was the greatest superhero you could ever read about.

All Star Superman #3
DC
Writer:Grant Morrison
Artist:Frank Quitely

Description:
The All Star adventures of the Man of Steel take another startling turn when Lois Lane transforms from Superman’s girlfriend into a Kryptonian Superwoman! Meanwhile, Lex Luthor’s plans simmer as the criminal mastermind exerts his charisma and intellect over the hardcore inmates who share his maximum-security prison.

Editorial:
Now these guys know how to treat Superman like he was the greatest superhero you could ever read about. What's more, they've really brought the fun back to the Superman story. I remember the Superman issue where he becomes invulnerable to kryptonite and some bad guy tries to threaten him with Green K shortly after. Superman reaches into the guy's lead box, takes out the Green K and eats it with a smile on his face. And all the times when Superman tied people up with steal girders and took the extra time to tie it in a bow, because it was funnier that way. Or when he would show off his strength by juggling elephants or something like that. These were happier times. And Morrison and Quitely have smoothed out Superman's groove once again. In this issue, Superman is treating Lois to a special birthday present where she gets to experience having the same super powers as Superman. And thankfully, Morrison doesn't find it necessary to have some kind of detailed explanation of how that's possible. It just is. And that's fun. But the best part is the contest of strentgth and wits with legendary strong men Samson and Atlas. I don't know if these guys have ever made an appearance in DC continuity before but if not, they shoudl become regulars. They're hysterical. Anyway, this ish is every bit as good as the other two before it. I'm a little perplexed by Morrison leaving behind a few of the story threads he introduced in the first one -- namely the DNA labs where they are making more Supermen, the impending death of Superman to over exposure to the sun and Lex Luthor going to prison and feeling all triumphant. I know he's going to come around to all of these and that's what is going to make this a great series. But who can stand the anticipation?

Blue Beetle #1
DC
Writer:Keith Giffen, John Rogers
Artist:Cully Hamner

Description:
Tearing its way through the events of DAY OF VENGEANCE and INFINITE CRISIS, the mystical Blue Beetle scarab has chosen its new guardian! But supernatural powers can be a blessing or a curse, and when it comes to the powers of the Scarab, you don’t get one without the other.

Editorial:
I really didn't know what to expect from this comic. Frankly, I thought the cover was so cool I really became interested in the Blue Beetle as a character. Probably because he was never compelling to me before. A guy dresses up like a beetle seemed like a bad Saturday morning cartoon character and not a serious superhero. Spider-man is cool. Beetle man... not cool. That is unless the Beetle man is more beetle than man. Which is what the cover made me think. After reading the issue, I'm not really sure what this guy's powers are. And after reading Infinite Crisis 6, I'm even more confused about that. But I'm sure it will be revealed later. Actually, my favorite part of the book was the scenes that centered around the main character's home life. His family, his friends, and the girl he's babysitting are all very interesting characters and the dialogue is really great. I'm on the fence about picking up a second issue. I'll flip through it when it comes out and decide then.

New Avengers Illuminati Special
Marvel
Writer:Brian Michael Bendis
Artist:Alex Maleev

Description:
Ripped from the pages of NEW AVENGERS. An explosive hidden story of Marvel’s secret past, the secret history of Marvel’s most secret team -- how they came together and how they are ripped apart. The events in this book act as a prologue to not one but two entirely different Marvel blockbuster summer events. The Marvel Universe is about to split down the middle and the line is drawn here!!! You will be asked: whose side are you on? Well... whose side are you on???

Editorial:
Just read the description above. Has anything ever sounded more contrived? "The events in this book act as a prologue to not one but two entirely different Marvel blockbuster summer events." I'm having a real hard time buying into the idea that these guys have been meeting and making huge decisions for the Marvel U for a long time. And I don't mean the Illuminati, I mean Bendis and Quesada. This thing is starting off like a real stinker. It could be that the whole idea of heroes being made outlaws by the government isn't exactly fresh. Think DC New Frontier and the Incredibles as recent examples. Marvel's playin' the hype game instead of just focusing on great stories. Be careful. You might get sucked into this one... because it really sucks.


Week of March 22

Sgt Rock The Prophecy #3
DC
Writer: Joe Kubert
Artist: Joe Kubert

Editorial:
This is classic Kubert. The story has been good. The art has been great. In this issue, Kubert choreographs a tough scene where Rock is being held captive by the Krauts and then busts loose for some payback. It's everything you want and expect from Easy Co.

Testament #4
DC/Vertigo
Writer: Douglas Rushkoff
Artist: Liam Sharp

Editorial:
There are some things that only comics can do when it comes to telling a story. Testament is also a testament to the power of comic books as a unique storytelling medium. Rushkoff and Sharp entertwine time and history with Gods and Devils that transcend time, unveiling two stories drwn together into one. It would be nearly impossible to tell this story as effectively in film or books. The illustrated page is the perfect format for these events that occur simultaneously in completely different eras and dimensions. It's probably the closest we'll ever come to understanding how God can see everything in time all at once and how time is not a barrier to his omniscience. I love how Liam Sharp blocks out the story. I only wish his illustration style was a little more consistent. Sharp is obviously still developing his approach. It seems to be heavily influenced by Frank Quitely which is not a bad thing at all. He just needs more time to perfect his craft. By the way, if you think your kids will enjoy this comic book because it has a Biblical storyline, forget it. This thing is full of nudity and relatively explicit sex scenes. It's not for Church. But it's still good reading.

Ares #3
Marvel
Writer: Michael Avon Oeming
Artist: Travel Foreman

Editorial:
This book just keeps getting better. I almost didn't pick it up because I overheard one of the guys at Zeus Comics talking about it and it sounded like he was dissing it. It was a little bit later that I learned I only overheard the first half of the conversation. He was making the point that the book starts off as a lame mythology battle story but it ends up taking a pretty cool twist in the middle of the first issue. And it has continued with the twists in each subsequent issue. Oeming proves once again that he is the master at making mythology contemporary and relevant.

Daredevil #83
Marvel
Writer: Ed Brubaker
Artist: Michael Lark

Description:
The unthinkable has happened, and Matt Murdock is left stunned. As the strands of what’s left of his life begin to fall to pieces, how will he react? This is Daredevil at his breaking point, and when he snaps, everyone in his way had better stand clear!

Editorial:
I have to make a confession. I have only read a few of Bendis' Daredevil stories. Less than a dozen. It's just been one of those titles that I had in my "not enough time to read everything" list of books I should read but don't. Also in that list are Fables, JSA, Flash, Sandman, Girls, Seven Soldiers of Victory, Concrete, the Goon, and about a hundred others. Anyway, I picked up Daredevil again when I saw that Ed Brubaker and Michael Lark were on the book. I loved Gotham Central when it first came out and particularly love everything that Michael Lark has done. I also had really enjoyed Brubaker's run on Batman before Jeph Loeb and Jim Lee came in and rocked our world. So I'm not at all surprised to be ecstatic with the mess these guys have made out of Daredevil's life. But as cool as everything else has been, I'm just amazed at what they're getting away with this time. They killed Foggy Nelson in their second issue on the title. That's like amazing. That's like incredible. That's like super balls. They have Daredevil, identity exposed, jailed in prison, completely screwed over by the Feds, set up by the Kingpin, and forced to helplessly witness the viscious murder of his best friend. Everyone else thinks that he's going down but Brubaker is just setting Daredevil up for a major feeding frenzy. He's getting ready to set the demon loose without anything to hold him back and I have a feeling that he's literally going to be the last man standing in the entire prison. Will he kill Wilson Fisk? Probably. Will he become a total savage? Maybe. Will he escape and become the coolest fugitive ever? Hopefully. But whatever Brubaker and Lark decide to do with this story, I know it's going to be one helluva ride.

Incredible Hulk #93
Marvel
Writer: Greg Pak
Artist: Carlo Pagulayan
Description:
Stranded on an alien planet and thrown into the Imperial Arena to fight as a gladiator, the Hulk seizes the opportunity to smash with abandon. But inspired by the Hulk’s defiance of the corrupt Red King, a group of rebels try to break him out of captivity. Will the Hulk join the rebels’ cause? Or will he lead his fellow gladiators to claim the glory offered by the arena?

Editorial:
This has been a lot of fun. I was taken in by the Prelude to Planet Hulk which reprinted some pretty lame issues of Incredible Hulk leading up to the new story arc. I've been suckered like that before. I'm over it now. The good news is that the Planet Hulk storyline is off to a great start. It looks like the Hulk is getting a chance to really tear things up. And frankly, I'm happy for him. I don't envy Nick Fury though, if Hulk ever makes it back to Earth. My prediction: Hulk fights his way to the top of the food chain and becomes King of Planet Hulk. Admired and reveared by all. Pretty much a repeat of the experience he had with the Jarella storyline way back in the day where the strange green race of people fixed his savage mental problem and allowed Banner to exist in Hulk's body and then made him King to Jarella's Queen, ruling side by side in Hulk paradise until someone came along and completely ruined it all and totally ruined our high as well. I'm betting that happens again. Hulk becomes king. Rules the world. Loves it. Finally has nothing to worry about. No one hassling him. When all of sudden, someone from Earth snatches him back for some comparatively petty or selfish reason, dragging the Hulk back into the hell of the Marvel universe on planet Earth. Mark my words.

Nextwave Agents Of Hate #3
Marvel
Writer: Warren Ellis
Artist: Stuart Immonen

Editorial:
There should be a warning on the Nextwave theme song download letting us know that 1) it sucks and 2) we'll never get it out of our heads once we listen to it. Don't download the Nextwave theme song but do rush out and start buying this series. It's absolutely hysterical. This is the kind of comic book that makes other comic books look like comic books. The cover price should be the same as a ticket to an evening movie. Becasue it's that good. It's so good that it deserves it's own theme song. It's too bad the one it has sucks like it does.

Squadron Supreme #1
Marvel
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Artist: Gary Frank

Editorial:
This book is what I expected it to be. I've really enjoyed the whole Supreme Power miniseries. I've been following it in the collected trade paperbacks instead of picking up each monthly issue. Frankly, I found it to be the ideal way to keep up with the story. When I heard that the title was going to relaunch as a Marvel title instead of a MAX title, I figured that meant an end to the nudity and the hyper violence. And when you pick up the first issue of Squadron Supreme, you won't find any nudity or hyper violence. I don't think you'll be disappointed, though. That's not really what this series has been about anyway. Although it's hard to tell what this new sereis is going to be about since all they did was re-introduce the characters. Hopefully they'll pick up the pace in the next issue.


Week of March 15

Batman Year One Hundred #2
DC
Writer: Paul Pope
Artist: Paul Pope

Description:
Paul Pope’s amazing tale of a future Gotham continues! Detective Gordon has discovered 100 years’ worth of suppressed police evidence related to the Batman. Why has this masked mystery returned from the shadows just when Gotham City begins falling to pieces?

Editorial:
This has been really enjoyable so far. I was very hesitant to pick up this book. The title really gave me pause. Batman, after he's been crime fighting for a hundred years? I thought maybe, since he was rich and resourceful, he was using genetics and modern science to prolong his life or something like that. But Paul Pope's art made it hard to tell if Batman is supposed to be old and feeble or just real low-tech. I still don't know the answer but it appears that he's only got grey hair at the temples so he's probably not a hundred and twenty year old man. Doesn't matter 'cause the age thing, despite what the title implies, is not the story. The story is cool because it puts Batman in a world where he's not some kind of popular celebrity hero. Where no one believes he really exists. Where he's scary 'cause they think he's a monster. I think this is why Batman, Year One was so compelling because it gave the story a chance to shed all familiarity with Batman and have the other characters react to this strange freak in very genuine ways. Story and art are both amazing and great. This is the kind of book that is definitely a cut above. GO out and buy this book now (if in New York, make that a trip to Midtown Comics, if in Dallas, make that a trip to Zeus Comics).

Green Arrow #60
DC
Writer: Judd Winick
Artist: Scott McDaniel

Description:
It’s One Year Later, and Ollie Queen is the newly elected mayor of Star City, fighting the good fight on the streets and through the system! And welcome aboard the dynamic new art team of Scott McDaniel and Andy Owens (NIGHTWING, ROBIN)!

Editorial:
Yawn. I read Nightwing 118 which is another One Year Later story as well as Superman 650. Both of those stories were much better than this one. Winnick takes the whole issue to reveal that Oliver Queen is the Mayor of whatever city that is that he lives in. Central City or Star City or something like that. Anyway, DC had been advertising the whole time that he was going to become mayor so it wasn't much of a shocker. And unfortunately, nothing else really happened. The other stories at least did a good job of making me interested in what has happened in the last year but more importantly, what's happening right now. All that's happening right now to Oliver Queen is that some guy he doesn't like just quit his city job. Yawn. The real shame here is that, thanks to Denny O'Neil, the Green Arrow is a naturally politically charged character who now has a chance to pursue his political agenda. But instead of dealing with issues, he's just another politician. Lot's of room for improvement here.

Infinite Crisis Secret Files 2006
DC
Writer: Marv Wolfman
Artist: Various

Description:
Don’t miss this important side chapter of the INFINITE CRISIS saga! Superman of Earth-2, his wife, Lois Lane of Earth-2, Alex Luthor of Earth-3 and Superboy from Earth Prime: the last survivors of CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS. What happened to them after CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS is finally revealed here for the first time by one of the masterminds behind that landmark event: writer Marv Wolfman (NEW TEEN TITANS)!
Learn what these heroes have been doing, how they have changed, and how their reappearance will force the DCU’s heroes to reexamine themselves. This is the one Secret Files you dare not miss!

Editorial:
Okay, this was a pleasant surprise. Mainly because my comic shop retailer (Zeus Comics in Dallas) put a copy of this in my stack and I decided to go for it. He knows that I'm reading Infinite Crisis and I guess he knew that it was an important part of that whole story. I've never picked up a Secret Files before because I always thought they were just origin retellings and catalog type profiles of heroes and villains. Not this issue. It's a full on explanation of what was happening with Superman of Earth II, Superboy Prime and Lex Luthor of Earth 3 that lead to the current Crisis. Most of this was what could be pieced together from the first five issues but it was a story that was well told amd wonderfully illustrated. If you are following this monumental story, you have to pick up this comic.

Nightwing #118
DC
Writer: Bruce Jones
Artist: Joe Dodd

Editorial:
As I mentioned earlier in my review of Green Arrow, this Nightwing story was a much better story that made me care about what was happening to Dick Grayson right now just as mcuh as I was curious about what had happened to him in the last year. He's moved to NYC where he finds out that someone is posing as Nightwing, fighting crime, and killing the criminals. It's a great way to open the story 'cause my first thought was "Oh, crap! They turned Nightwing into a killer vigilante!" And though I'm sure a lot of you figured out right away (or maybe you had already heard) who the Nightwing imposter was, I had no idea. And by the time I get to the end of the story, I'm completely sucked into the mystery of the imitiation Nightwing. In the last panel, Nightwing doppleganger has Nightwing by the throat and I was like, "Whoa! Come on next month. I need to know what's going on." And then I turn the page to read DC's blurb about the next issue and they say "While Dick Grayson and Jason Todd battle over the identity of Nightwing, the Pierce Brothers put a price out on the heads of both men!" Dick Grayson and Jason Todd. Frankly it ruined the moment. I had no idea that the Nightwing imposter was Jason Todd! Maybe I was supposed to have already figured that out. They used red dialogue boxes for Jason Todd compared to Nightwing's blue dialogue boxes. I guess I was supposed to know that he was the Red Mask or something. But still, I can't believe DC would reveal his identity in a copy blurb after they had done such a great job of building the suspense in the pages of the story. It seemed really stupid to me. But there. I'm done venting. And I'm going to follow this story because if anyone should be beating the soup out of Jason Todd, it's Dick Grayson. Go kick his ass!

Superman #650
DC
Writer: Geoff Johns, Kurt Busiek
Artist: Pete Woods

Description:
It’s One Year Later...and Metropolis prepares to bid farewell to a hero! Join writers Geoff Johns (INFINITE CRISIS, TEEN TITANS) & Kurt Busiek (ASTRO CITY, SUPERMAN: SECRET IDENTITY, JLA/AVENGERS), artist Pete Woods (CATWOMAN) and cover artists Terry Dodson & Rachel Dodson (HARLEY QUINN, Marvel Knights: Spider-Man) for Part 1 of “Up, Up and Away,” an 8-part story crossing over with ACTION COMICS!

Editorial:
Like the Nightwing story, this was a much better One Year Later story than the Green Arrow story. It does a great job of re-establishing the characters of Perry White, Jimmy Olsen, Lois Lane, and Lex Luthor. And the whole mystery of the disappearance of Superman is a good hook that gets replaced with the mystery of what has happened to Superman's powers. This is the first of 8 issues that are being bounced back and forth between Superman and Action. I'm not crazy about that kind of cross-title story telling, but that's just me. I'll pick up the next couple of issues to see what happens. But Superman better show up pretty soon because I'm not too keen on the idea of reading a Superman story that's got no Superman in it. Babies! I gotta have more Superman.

Superman Shazam First Thunder #4
DC
Writer: Judd Winick
Artist: Joshua Middleton

Editorial:
I cried. Really. Not out loud or anything. But to be honest, I was truly touched. Superman discovers Captain Marvel's secret identity and is outraged. He asks Billy Batson to tell him "who did this to you?" and then he confronts the wizard, Shazam demanding an explanation for why an innocent like Batson would have his childhood torn away from him and replaced with the horrible responsibility of dealing with life and death issues that are too tough for most adults to deal with let alone some nine year old. And frankly, I just didn't expect this story to end this way. The other issues had been fairly average superhero fun fighting super villains and monsters and whatnot. But in the final issue, it became so human. Superman's reaction was totally appropriate. And I know what I felt through Superman's outrage was general pity for Billy Batson being given a burden that no child should have to carry. I know it sounds like I'm taking this all too seriously, but that's not my fault. You can blame Judd Winick and Joshua Middleton for that. They're the ones that took a failry innocent superhero romp and turned it all emotional on us. And my hat's off to them for a great turnaround in what I thought was going to be a pretty forgetable story.

Ultimate Extinction #3
Marvel
Writer: Warren Ellis
Artist: Brandon Peterson

Description:
First contact! The X-Men’s Charles Xavier makes telepathic connection with the awesome entity Gah Lak Tus — and it nearly kills him! Meanwhile Iron Man and the alien Captain Marvel find themselves in a life-and-death struggle with the Silver Surfer. And the F.F.’s Reed Richards works feverishly on a defense against the alien enemy too horrifying to contemplate.

Editorial:
Here we are in the middle of the third story arc of the Gah Lak Tus trilogy and it's every bit as good as it should be. I'm really loving Brandon Peterson's art. He has a cool technique and I look at every panel wondering how long it takes for him to do that and what kind of short cut is he using to give it that great etching effect. And then there are terrific moments in the story that keep me on the edge of my seat, too. Especially this scene with Reed Richards struggling with his discovery of how he can stop Gah lak Tus and his hesitation to use it because it's so horrible. Warren and Brandon totally sold that moment and hit me like a ton of bricks. And it seemed like the Ultimate Silver Surfer was a guy with weird wings until towards the end of the story, the Surfer shows up as a ballistic misslie launched from the Gah Lak Tus horde somewhere in outer space. So who is that freaky guy with the Van Halen metal wings?


Week of March 8

Incredible Hulk Planet Hulk Prelude TP
Marvel
Writer: Daniel Way
Artist: Keu Cha, Juan Santacruz

Reprints:
INCREDIBLE HULK #88-91 and the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe
Description:
Bruce Banner has finally found a semblance of peace. Here, in the isolated interior of Alaska, he hopes to protect the rest of humanity from the Hulk’s never-ending rampage by secluding himself in self-imposed exile. Banner is confident that his plan will work — after all, who would be foolish enough to actually come looking for the Hulk? But when Nick Fury comes calling, you know there’s trouble for someone involved. This story sets up next year’s huge event involving a certain Jade Giant.

Editorial:
The cover said Prelude to Planet Hulk. I looked at the cover art. It sucked. I flipped thorugh it real quick. Mistake. I didn't read the back cover that said it reprinted the last four issues of Incredible Hulk. I thought it was going to be an important part of the Planet Hulk story so I bought it. Much to my chagrin. The worst part of the whole thing was the god awful depictions of Nick Fury. I'm going to quit compalining now and just move on.

X-Men The 198 #3
Marvel
Writer: David Hine
Artist: Jim Muniz
Description:
Viva la Revolucion! The inmates--we mean refuges--at Xavier’s are starting to get a little antsy inside the walls. They want out. But with the new electronic tagging that the O*N*E* is introducing, how long before the 198 decide to fight back!?

Editorial:
Aren't the covers of this series totally cool? Isn''t the rest of this series totally awful? How could they blow such an important follow up story to the House of M event? Marvel has this bad habit of turning good opportunities into bad soap operas. That's what's going on here. Bad soap.


Week of March 1

Infinite Crisis #5
DC
Writer: Geoff Johns
Artist: Phil Jimenez

Description:
The DCU shakes apart as Superman of Earth 2 finally confronts our Superman. Meanwhile, heroes are disappearing throughout the DC Universe, a transformed villain returns, and the mystics of every world and dimension seek help from the very Spirit that is destroying them.


Editorial:
Superman versus Superman! Yeah, babies. That's what I'm talkin' about. This is such an amazing story. Especially if you tie it in with the Crisis of Infinite Earths, Identity Crisis, the present Infinite Crisis, and even the One Year Later event that's just started and the 52 weeks event that is just ahead. Altogether, this is one hell of a yarn. The best part of the whole event though is how they have made me care again about so many characters that I had totally written off including Superman. I can't tell you how disappointing most contemporary Superman stories have been to me. And I just haven't cared about his world. His troubles. Now I can't wait to find out what's going to happen to him next month. Superman and Catman. Nightwing, the Specter, Black Adam, Zatanna, the Blue Beetle, Green Lantern, the Flash, and even Detective Chimp. I know that this is the phenomena that everyone is writing about. How much we care for B-listers and so on. So I'm adding my voice to the chorus. But come on. These guys deserve a loud chorus. What usually happens in this situation is that the big comic book corporation wants to do a better job of cross selling their characters so they cook up some half-ass crossover event that forces you to pick up everyone of their books just to be able to successfully follow the story and then half of the books have some thin connection to the overall plot while other obscure titles are carrying crucial parts of the story. But that's not what happened this time. These guys are doing it right. They're telling a great story worthy of the great characters it depicts. Bravo.

Marvel Team-Up #18
Marvel
Writer: Robert Kirkman
Artist: Paco Medina


Editorial:
If you're looking for great superhero fun, pick up Marvel Team-Up. So far, every one of these issues from issue 1 to issue 18 has been a blast. This book moves fast with characters that you love while introducing you to new characters that instantly feel just as familiar as the old, loved ones. If all comics were like this series, we wouldn't have provocative stories that made you think and feel. We wouldn't have clever examinations of the human condition. We wouldn't have social issues and political commentary that forced us to take a closer look at our own world. And we wouldn't care 'cause we'd be having too much fun reading cool comic books! Pick up a few issues and just enjoy 'em.

Marvel Zombies #4
Marvel
Writer: Robert Kirkman
Artist: Sean Phillips

Editorial:
Did I just mention superhero fun? Nothing else compares to Marvel Zombies. It's no wonder with Robert Kirkman at the wheel. I gues this is his kind of specialty. Man, this book is just hysterical. It's hard to put into words simply because Kirkman leaves you with so many mixed emotions in every scene. You feel sorry for the hell these guys are in, you feel revolted with their behavior, you feel disgusted with their condition, and totally crack up when you see them hopping around on one leg and attacking Galactus like crazed lunatics and turning like cowards and running with their tails between their legs. It's absolutely awful and wonderful at the exact same time. Catain America walks around with half a head. Iron Man flies around with half a body. The Wasp has nothing left but her head and she's being carried around by the Black Panther and beggin him for a bite. It's sick. And it's fun. Real, real fun.

Ultimates 2 #10
Marvel
Writer: Mark Millar
Artist: Bryan Hitch

Description:
Despite all the globe-girdling surveillance information and awesome firepower of S.H.I.E.L.D and its super-powered army — the Ultimates — the unthinkable has happened! An unknown enemy with unimaginable power and an unstoppable force of will is at our shores... Will hope rise from the ashes of defeat, or is this truly the end for the Ultimates?

Editorial:
It's only the coolest creative team in comics working on the coolest superhero team in comics. Every issue is like going to the movie theater. I think I'm going to eat a bucket of popcorn when I read issue 11. They should recommend music to listen to while reading this book. After issue 9, it seemed like the Ultimates were totally screwed. But by the end of issue 10, I'm all juiced up and ready for the next issue when they're gonna hit back hard. The great thing about the way this story is being told is that, in the old days, when your heroes were captured or trapped or giving up, you knew in the next issue they'd turn it all around. But Millar does such a great job of convincing you that he's just gonna go ahead and kill your favorite heroes 'cause he just doesn't give a damn that he has you sittin' there thinkin' "Aw, crap! That damn Millar is gonna kill Hawkeye just to spite Bendis." And then in the next issue he has Hawkeye pullin' a Bullseye and killing a room full of baddies with nothing but fingernails that he ripped off his own fingers and flung like deadly weapons into their throats. I hate you Mark Millar. I'm like a plaything to you. So why do I keep coming back for more?

 



 

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