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Letter Of Discontent #7: Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony/Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Hey folks, its Disgruntled Dan once again to give you your daily dose of hatred. Today I'm bashing Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony and it’s just that -- agony. With terrible weapons and gear, a hardly storyline, and shoddy graphics made me wish I never spent the money to rent it. It was the normal psp dungeon crawler like Untold Legends and the other one, but was 10 times worse. I could barley stand to watch the character run around -- it was awful. In the first 30 minutes I left to go play Marvel Ultimate Alliance, which I may say, is very well the finest super hero game to date. With a cast of 20 A-list heroes like Spider-Man and Captain America to C-class heroes who get overlooked like Moon Knight, Ghost Rider, and Deadpool. It has items to increase your character stats that make it more enjoyable to smite your foes and a decent story but who really cares when you get to kick some ass? Well, there you have it -- one good game and one that barley constitutes as one. See yall later. Recent Rants
Letter Of Discontent #6: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Hello again its disgruntled Dan back to take his seat on the throne of unhappiness starting with his decree that Talladega nights the ballad of Ricky bobby SUCKED!!! I know Im probaly goanna get some hate mail at dannyhero@sbcglobal.net from this review because most of you people out there who saw Talladega night’s probably enjoyed it. So go ahead try to send me hate but it wont work cause I like check my email like every what year month maybe. Any ways Im goanna explain why it sucked #1 GAY PEOPLE! Yes those homo sexuals that is why the movie sucked because you had to see one a gay French men and two will feral make out with said French men. #2 will feral in his under wear. Who wants to see will feral in his underwear run around like he is covered in invisible fire? No one that’s who. And lastly NASCAR I mean WTF who likes to watch cars with corporate logos on them drive around in circles for 200 laps? Again the answer is NO ONE! But it has saving graces like Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, and it has a cougar and it has um…. That’s about it. Anyways there’s my review if you didn’t like it (like my boss probably wont) then you can just deal with it. Oh and the story goes like this Ricky was born in his father car, his father left to become a professional racecar diver. Ricky grew up with out a father and saying nothing but “I wanna go fast”. Until a turn of events that got him into a race car enviably making him the greatest racer in NASCAR until a new French driver come to America claiming he is the best and Ricky cant stand being told some frenchies better then the Ricky booby. Long story short Ricky bobby hits rock bottom and in a turn of events he returns to the top. Later yall Im getting bored writing this review peace out.
Letter Of Discontent #5: Die, Bees, Die! Hey, y’all. It’s me, Disgruntled Dan again, making you listen to me complain for a full 5 minutes. Wow. Anyways do you know what I hate? 4 letters. B - E - E - S. For those of you who are illiterate, it spells “bees.” If they didn’t pollinate the flowers, I would destroy all of them. With grenades, 9mm bullets, .50 cal bullets, fire and deadly gas. Because last week, one stung me and my finger got swollen like huge and the following week, one stung my ankle and now I got stung on the side of my foot. So now I hate those cursed bees and have vowed to destroy them. So if you see a bee today, kill it immediately and e-mail me at dannyhero@sbcglobal.net so I will know that I am one bee closer to my goal. That’s all I have to say today. Thank you and goodnight.
Letter Of Discontent #4: Kill Stealers! Hi ya every one. It’s your favorite ranting man, Disgruntled Dan. Today I'm gonna tell you people what’s eating me, and today it's kill stealers. You nerds who play World of Warcraft know what Im talking about, and if Mike-oh has a problem with me calling you guys nerds, then screw him. I say whatever I want on my reviews. It's how I express myself. Anyway, when you’re fighting a level 23 frost giant without a care in the world not losing health or mana (a little something for the warlocks and mages) then Bam! Thwack! Pow! He’s dead because this level 60 paladin comes along thinking you need some help and gets all your experience! What the Frick is up with that? It’s like, "hey buddy did I look like I needed help?" And then there are those idiots who like kill stealing. "Oh I'm sorry that was you kill. My bad." “Laughs” hee hee “hey Thorgrim, watch as I steal this guys kill again”. “Oops I didn’t think you had control.” Why would they do that? Do they strive on other peoples misery or some thing “I can’t believe it! I'm gonna finally beat this mission by killing the orc chief!” Slice... “NOOOoooo! WHY DID YOU DO THAT???!!! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO FINISHING THE MISSION!” “Sorry dude, I didn’t see you.” Oh yeah right buddy. I guess you didn’t see the troll, the zombie or the crab either, and that’s the end of my scenario. Just ponder it while you play WoW tonight. Don’t be a kill stealer. Good night. P.S. If you people have any comments about this or just hate me for whining then send me an email at dannyhero@sbcglobal.net.
Letter Of Discontent #3: Spidey's new costume! Hi true believers. It’s me, disgruntled Dan, a.k.a. Bosco, a.k.a. Dan man, a.k.a. guy with a lot of alias. Any way, straight to the point – Spider-Man's new costume Stark made it so it's gold and red but I say it SUCKS! I mean really – it looks too dull. The best costume changes are Ben Reilly or black alien suit. My favorite is the Alex Ross spider man costume. That’s another thing. Alex Ross makes some of the coolest costumes like Wolverine's that was awesome – the black and yellow. I hope that spideys costume will change back because I don’t whanna look at that horrible red and gold atrocity any more. That’s what I have to say, so peace out. P.S. If you people have any comments about this or just hate me for whining then send me an email at dannyhero@sbcglobal.net.
Letter
Of Discontent: #2: City of
Villains(CoV) City of Villains(CoV) is much better
then City of Heros (CoH). The missions are better, the options on
the costumes are better, but my computer isn’t that good so
it’s a little slow and laggy. But all in all, it is better
than CoH and I am looking forward to future updates. A 8.5 out of
10
Letter Of Discontent #1: I am fed up with Mike-oh! I don’t have anything against this web site but I do have something against Mike-oh. I have to take time out of my busy schedule to write reviews but do I get a free tee-shirt? NO! So, if you can hear this Mike-oh,and I know you can, you think your sooo superior just because you made this web site doesn't mean you can push me around. So if you want the angry letters to stop, then give me a section called “Letters of Discontent” by Disgruntled Dan. I’ve made my demands. Now I expect to hear from you shortly. And for all you readers, if you don’t like me ranting then just E-mail me at dannyhero@sbcglobal.net. From Mike-oh: Hey, Dan. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Here's your section called Letters of Discontent. Sheesh!
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